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5 days ago.
by Jester01
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The Open Mic Comedy Club

Share your humor with your favorite jokes 24/7!!! ***Disclaimer*** Remember to keep it tasteful and give credit to whom it is due. Otherwise, the offended party will most likely delete this or things just could get ugly.

 
 

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Jester01

(Ring...Ring...Click) Believe it or not Dirt isn't at home......

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

I'm back, baby, I'm back! It's the summer of Dirt.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Look at the faces on ya! Look at ya! The thieves brigade, ya ding-a-lings. The mental defective league, in formation.

Posted 13 days ago.

Jester01

Since we're on the subject of salt, who here wants to be Clinton's intern this time if she makes it?

Posted 45 days ago.

Jester01

Everybody needs to just calm down around here...... George is gettin' UPSET!!! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

Posted 48 days ago.

freedumb

No, no, you said it all wrong. Here is the right way, "These pretzels... are making me THIRSTY!"

Posted 49 days ago.

Jester01

Something tells me that most Californian's will continue living there even after the water runs out. Just a hunch!

Posted 49 days ago.

Jester01

Meanwhile during California's record drought, "Governor Brown Directs First Ever Statewide Mandatory Water Reductions" ~ca.gov

Sure, do what you gotta do but by all means, don't let those precious golf courses spoil. This could be a long Summer if that happens. Man! These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Posted 49 days ago.

freedumb

"the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." Except, the five people surrounding Reagan when he was shot were carrying guns.

Posted 57 days ago.

Jester01

Gov. Tomblin vetoed SB347. Meanwhile, criminals continued exercising all their 2nd Amendment rights while robbing a convenience store within the same county around the same time. How convenient.

Posted 63 days ago.

freedumb

And his father, Rev. Billy Graham was a john. Not that there is anything wrong with that, that a little Jesus would not cure.

Posted 72 days ago.

freedumb

Rev. Franklin Graham says, "Obama's Mother 'Must Have Been A Muslim'" And Rev. Franklin Graham's mother must have been a w/h/o/r/e.

Posted 72 days ago.

freedumb

That's funny!

Posted 90 days ago.

Jester01

What's the best way to react to a terrorist organizations' threat to a mall? Ban all guns?!!

I hope Paul Blart (the mall cop) can segway faster than a speeding bullet!

Posted 90 days ago.

freedumb

"I was in a situation one time, in a war zone in Argentina, in the Falklands,..." Bill O'Reilly lied.

Posted 95 days ago.

freedumb

"Police: Michigan GOP Official Fatally Shot Herself While Adjusting Bra Holster" (.)(.)

Posted 97 days ago.

freedumb

North Carolina Paper Corrects Letter Calling Obama The 'Antichrist' - "Bob Thomas' letter on Saturday contained an error in the headline. He does not believe that President Obama is the Antichrist who will come after the Seven Kings, according to Revelation. He thinks Obama could be the Seventh King."

Hmmm. So does that makes George W. Bush the Sixth King, and Hillary Clinton the Antichrist?

Posted 99 days ago.

freedumb

"Rick Perry: Americans Want More Than 'Young, Attractive' Obama" Perry forgot #3 again -- well-endowed. Oops.

Posted 102 days ago.

freedumb

"Alabama Chief Justice: Father-Daughter Marriages May Follow Same-Sex Ruling" The judge's daughter immediately accepted his marriage proposal.

Posted 105 days ago.

freedumb

"GOP senator: Forcing food workers to wash hands in bathroom not necessary". I am surprised that Poppie was elected a Republican US Senator -- I had odds on the Soup Nazi.

Posted 112 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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