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15 hours ago.
by LostStormtrooper
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

LostStormtrooper

Secession? China would love that. We divide ourselves and they will conquer very easily. Especially as we continue to bleed our resources in the Middle East over a new crusade. I get it though. National defense. Meanwhile our Southern border remains sort of existent. Makes sense! (Sarcasm)

Posted 15 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

"A former aide to President Ronald Reagan is calling for southern states to secede from the union and form a new conservative nation called "Reagan" where citizens wouldn't be forced to compromise on "traditional values" like marriage."

Yes, that Reagan traditional value marriage, where you cheat on you wife, divorce her, marry the hussy you had an affair with, and call her 'Mommy' when having sex.

Posted 18 hours ago.

Dirtman

"Holder Urges States to Lift Bans on Felons’ Voting"

"Voting rights advocates say Florida should lift restrictions on felons voting"

"Calls for Change in Iowa's Ex-Felon Voting Process"

Just curious, which way do they lean?

Posted 21 hours ago.

Dirtman

Good one Mutter. I don't know why people want that job except for the ego thing.

Posted 23 hours ago.

Dirtman

I can't vote a straight ticket because I know these guys personally. Some I personally like, but most I personally dislike. I'm not a "devil you know" kind of guy. The devils I know need to go. I'll take my chances with the unknown.

Posted 23 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

"Man Jumps White House Fence, Gets Caught" Yes, the Secret Service caught him one block down Pennsylvania Avenue and brought Obama back to the Oval Office.

Posted 1 day ago.

anuttiermutter

Canadians are upset about shootings in their nation, but George Will warned them that Ebola has weapons. Republicans have demanded another Czar.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Just vote the straight ticket Dirty!" He always does, otherwise, he would have to come out of the closet and vote a gay ticket.

Posted 2 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Politicians love sheeple. Oops! I meant to say people. Get out there and vote everybody! (Don't mention a word about researching). They know how extensive the civics classes in high school are too. So get out there and vote!!

Posted 2 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Just vote the straight ticket Dirty! You don't even have to do any research. It takes less time at the poll too. One tap and then walk to Habeneros for some burritos.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

I was not going to vote for Mooney, but I've changed my mind. Thanks. I will tell my Republican wife to do the same and she can pass it on to all her friends and relatives. Thanks again.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Alex Mooney's entry in Saturday's Apple Harvest Festival parade was not allowed to participate .... They showed up with walkers" It is not nice to make fun of the differently abled.

Posted 2 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tom Johnson (No party affiliation) for president! I finally found someone who would actually serve instead of play partisan games for eight years.

Posted 2 days ago.

annette2

Oh my. Look who didn't read the article.

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Mooney removed from parade" What? Not used to being treated equal to those who follow parade procedures? Wonder how well he will follow the U.S. and W.V. Constitutions. Maryland scum!

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Must be contagious. It shows up only from the idea of contracting Ebola. Maybe it really IS airborne in that regard.

Posted 3 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"The east African nation of Rwanda is now screening all visitors who have traveled to the United States within 22 days of entry for Ebola, whether or not they show symptoms of the deadly virus." Sounds like Republican pants sh!tters have taken over Rwanda.

Posted 3 days ago.

Dirtman

"Sixteen years ago, fresh out of college, a twenty-two year old intern in the White House — and more than averagely romantic — I fell in love with my boss, in a twenty-two year old sort of a way. It happens,” she said. “By my boss was the president of the United States. That probably happens less often.”

Notice how she shakes her head back and forth while speaking about our greatest President. Shame on you. At least it was consensual. Be grateful. He has a statue in Bosnia, what do you have?

Posted 3 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"The chief executive of Hong Kong dismissed protesters' demand to allow the public to directly nominate candidates to succeed him because it would allow poor people to dominate elections."

This guy sounds like a Republican. Maybe he could institute voter ID, and not give people IDs.

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Haha!

Posted 3 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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