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4 days ago.
by Blaster
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Blaster

You can pick your religion and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick the religion of your nose. Republicans, conservative and tea people say "Amen" to that. There is only one true religion, there is only one way to heaven -- and it ain't through an ethnic nose. HE died on the cross for us. Away you demons of the nose -- away.

Posted 4 days ago.

Blaster

You can pick your religion and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick the religion of your nose. Republicans, conservative and tea people say Amen to that. There is only on true religion, there is only one way to heaven -- and it ain't through a nose. He died on the cross for us. Away you demons of the nose -- away.

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama picks his religion with his finger.

Posted 9 days ago.

Blaster

The Martinsburg Editor knows all about these comments, because you are telling him. You and the Editor are part of Obammy's NSA cabal that is determined to steal America's freedom. But we true and holy tea people conservatives will not let you, and we have the power of God and prayer on our side. Away you demons, away.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

Mature men have a problem with that. New mattress on the way. Sorry about that East River smell.

Posted 10 days ago.

Blaster

Tea people do not read -- they already know the truth, and do not need libtard facts. You gotta problem with that you commie bed-wetter???

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

Who reads Journal editorials? The other 1%? And that's 1% of the locals. It's not even that. Remove the percent.

Posted 10 days ago.

Blaster

Looks like we have a tea people hater in our midst. Remember, the 35 foot buffer has been removed. Jesus loves the little children, All the little children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, They are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Now let's find a way to ship them all home as soon as possible. It is the only loving and compassionate thing to do. The Martinsburg libtard editor is all wrong.

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, and Gay is the new Ray. We get it. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but we have bigger problems, dig? I know your issues are important, but not that important.

Posted 14 days ago.

Blaster

The tea people are good and holy children who have listen to the word of our Heavenly Father, and entered our kingdom seeking forgiveness and a new life. It is those secular progressive devils who want to turn them away, and spill the seed of God upon the desert. Away with you demons, away!!

Posted 16 days ago.

Jester01

Thanks for saving me from talking to myself again dirtman!

Posted 17 days ago.

Dirtman

Meanwhile the local news in Shepherdstown is Artisan bread, handmade market, ducks, and a butterfly walk. And they have a problem with tea people? HA!

Posted 17 days ago.

Jester01

You gotta love Ted Cruz' reaction to Pres. Obama's comment on the phony scandals. "If this were a Republican Administration,....." (Let me help you Ted)..... scandals would not be found because they would be covered up better. "If this were a Republican Administration..." .. the IRS would have done a better job at doing what it did. "If this were a Republican Administration..."... Thousands of U.S. troops would be in Libya slaughtering locals in hopes that we got one. Uh huh! That Ted Cruz is a better clown than I am.. I tell ya!

Posted 32 days ago.

Jester01

The couple were "too extreme" for Cliven Bundy and the right wing extremists who call themselves the Tea Party? Hmm. Nice try Cliven and Foxnews. I see it as like-minded, Anti-Government Revolutionaries, or what I often refer to as "tea-tossing whack jobs" acting like they normally do. I rest my case. Another example of how the tea party drags the Republican Party's name into the mud. Cop Killers! Yet they will all unite again in November completely forgiving and forgetting how different they actually are. It's fascinating to watch this two headed elephant stumbling all over itself!

Posted 50 days ago.

Jester01

Interesting how the title of "Gentleman" changes over time isn't it?

Posted 53 days ago.

Dirtman

I was betting on that silly rabbit, StivianoRabid.

Posted 58 days ago.

annette2

Hee hee. That's funny. Love it , bad penny .

Posted 59 days ago.

annette2

"I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ....."

How prophetic. It's as if he disappeared in mid thought.

Posted 60 days ago.

Dirtman

Martinsburg's first public dog park could be open by the Fourth of July

Our solution to all the shootings, stabbings, and drug activity on Porter Avenue.

Posted 65 days ago.

Dirtman

Excuse my absence, I had to make some money yada, yada, yada, my back really hurts today.

Giggity.

Posted 65 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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