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9 days ago.
by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Dirtman

Computer gurus are busy these days. Maybe he clicked his Bic three times and BOOM!

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

My BBF? Was there a security breach at Nasty Pig?

Posted 9 days ago.

annette2

No, that's not quite right. When you are stupid you lack the understanding of how little you know. I think that has more clarity.

Posted 10 days ago.

annette2

Interesting. I went to Towson for several semesters. Sad. But remember, when you are stupid, you don't realize it. I suppose one is fairly intelligent when you realize how little you actually know.

Btw, where is your BFF?

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

Yes, instuctor. Hey, don't ask me. I speak 3 languages, but I had to learn another one.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

WVU is playing Towson after playing Alabama. Imagine getting up for this game. I had an employee who was a graduate of Towson. She couldn't calculate a simple percentage (Yeah, just like UMD grad C1). College exam results were often reported as the number correct out of a total. I asked her how she knew her grade and she said she just asked her instuctor. I would rather die than be this stupid.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama, our first "black" President, makes Urkel look like Stokely Carmichael.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

"Obama visits Stonehenge"

Put in some water hazards, a spinning water wheel, a hippo, and a free game for a putt into a clown's mouth and it could be miniature golf course. Thumbs up.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

BSNBC asks "How did Joan Rivers die?"

Her heart stopped. Another liberal media mystery solved.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

"Reflecting on Joan Rivers Rant on Israel Gaza Conflict: Palestinians 'Deserve to Be Dead'"

This confuses people like Kidd. They are his liberal buddies until it comes to Israel. And we wonder why Obama speaks out of both sides of his mouth.

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

Here's an idea. Tear down all those buildings and waste our money holding proactive stakeholder meetings in Washington DC hotels. Or hold community empowerment, best practices webinars.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

"The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is now accepting applications for persons to hunt deer on the National Conservation Training Center property in Shepherdstown, West Virginia..Hunters with disabilities are welcome to participate, and accommodations will be made as needed.

Yes, I here to fill out an application for the deer hunt. I'm in a wheelchair and would like to cripple the crap out of a deer. I want to see them writhe around on the ground and cry for their mothers.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

"After unrest over shooting, Ferguson police now wear body cameras"

That won't work because the video can be altered. Even our local version of Jackie Chiles knows that. Who made the camera? Did you make the camera? Your face is my case.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

Labor Day is over, back to your 3 part-time jobs. Thank me, I'm a Democrat.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

States with the strongest and weakest unions:

2nd weakest: Arkansas

Bill and Hillarywood.

2nd strongest: Alaska

HA!

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

Uzi's should not be given to 9-year-old girls or Joe Bo Kidd for obvious reasons.

Posted 18 days ago.

Dirtman

I'm looking for anyone who is heading to Ferguson. My Save the Whales sign is a must along with the addition of Pectoral Fins Up, Don't Harpoon Me.

Posted 23 days ago.

Dirtman

This is what happens when you are confused by your own leader. You stagger around like the Governor of MO and ask, "What should I say?" and Joe Bo Kidd gives you a script. Uh oh.

Posted 25 days ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, if you need some material, let me know. I was on the debate team and could argue either side. I can send you some stuff to say.

Posted 25 days ago.

Dirtman

Bo Kidd Blasterd was born on third base and cares about the poor people.

Posted 26 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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