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21 hours ago.
by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Dirtman

States with the strongest and weakest unions:

2nd weakest: Arkansas

Bill and Hillarywood.

2nd strongest: Alaska

HA!

Posted 21 hours ago.

Dirtman

Uzi's should not be given to 9-year-old girls or Joe Bo Kidd for obvious reasons.

Posted 4 days ago.

Dirtman

I'm looking for anyone who is heading to Ferguson. My Save the Whales sign is a must along with the addition of Pectoral Fins Up, Don't Harpoon Me.

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

This is what happens when you are confused by your own leader. You stagger around like the Governor of MO and ask, "What should I say?" and Joe Bo Kidd gives you a script. Uh oh.

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, if you need some material, let me know. I was on the debate team and could argue either side. I can send you some stuff to say.

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

Bo Kidd Blasterd was born on third base and cares about the poor people.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

Joe Bo Kidd met a black person once.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

MONROVIA, Liberia (AP) — Security forces deployed Wednesday to enforce a quarantine around a slum in the Liberian capital, stepping up the government's fight to stop the spread of Ebola and unnerving residents.

I'm on my way with my Save the Whales sign.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

The Republicans should be paying for Sharpton's lodging and BBQ ribs. All this does is motivate white conservative voters to vote and get us back on track.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Most people want the protests to end. I hope they continue right up to election day.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Police departments do need to be more diversified. Imagine if a gay, latino cop killed a young black man in self defense. White liberals would be befuddled, but blacks would still protest and not be the least bit confused.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

So, an impartial witness said the officer was assaulted by the victim. Bury your son, Mr. and Mrs. Brown. Sure, you'll get some money. And all the people who say they care about you and your son will soon disappear. And if you have a conscience, you would ask yourselves where you went wrong in raising this young man and feel bad for the officer who had to shoot him. Yeah, right.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

"Missouri governor sends in National Guard after shooting protests"

Military people with military stuff, oh no. Wasn't that the complaint about the locals? Help me Blasterd, I'm confused again.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

"Girl, 3, killed in shootout between man, police"

When is the Justice Parade? Football season is here and I need a new TV.

Posted 16 days ago.

Dirtman

"One shot, seven arrested in clashes after curfew in Ferguson, Missouri"

Thank goodness the State and the Feds got involved. Maybe all the cops should be audited by the IRS.

Posted 16 days ago.

Dirtman

"As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts."

You mean Computer Science? That's not science. Get a degree in a real science.

Posted 19 days ago.

Dirtman

We Democrats know how to motivate the instant gratification crowd. They will vote based on that morning's news. Republicans continue to believe voters are deep thinkers with long term plans. You know, conservatives.

Posted 27 days ago.

Dirtman

99% of the population now have no idea who Cliven Bundy is. Maybe Obama voters would remember him if he competed on a TV song and dance contest. Or if a sheep was giving out roses.

Posted 27 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama picks his religion with his finger.

Posted 44 days ago.

Dirtman

Mature men have a problem with that. New mattress on the way. Sorry about that East River smell.

Posted 45 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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