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7 days ago.
by freedumb
Jester01
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The Open Mic Comedy Club

Share your humor with your favorite jokes 24/7!!! ***Disclaimer*** Remember to keep it tasteful and give credit to whom it is due. Otherwise, the offended party will most likely delete this or things just could get ugly.

 
 

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freedumb

That's funny!

Posted 7 days ago.

Jester01

What's the best way to react to a terrorist organizations' threat to a mall? Ban all guns?!!

I hope Paul Blart (the mall cop) can segway faster than a speeding bullet!

Posted 7 days ago.

freedumb

"I was in a situation one time, in a war zone in Argentina, in the Falklands,..." Bill O'Reilly lied.

Posted 12 days ago.

freedumb

"Police: Michigan GOP Official Fatally Shot Herself While Adjusting Bra Holster" (.)(.)

Posted 14 days ago.

freedumb

North Carolina Paper Corrects Letter Calling Obama The 'Antichrist' - "Bob Thomas' letter on Saturday contained an error in the headline. He does not believe that President Obama is the Antichrist who will come after the Seven Kings, according to Revelation. He thinks Obama could be the Seventh King."

Hmmm. So does that makes George W. Bush the Sixth King, and Hillary Clinton the Antichrist?

Posted 16 days ago.

freedumb

"Rick Perry: Americans Want More Than 'Young, Attractive' Obama" Perry forgot #3 again -- well-endowed. Oops.

Posted 19 days ago.

freedumb

"Alabama Chief Justice: Father-Daughter Marriages May Follow Same-Sex Ruling" The judge's daughter immediately accepted his marriage proposal.

Posted 22 days ago.

freedumb

"GOP senator: Forcing food workers to wash hands in bathroom not necessary". I am surprised that Poppie was elected a Republican US Senator -- I had odds on the Soup Nazi.

Posted 29 days ago.

freedumb

"Ben Carson pulls crowd to its feet" The other Republican candidates protested because they did not have heart paddles. CLEAR!

Posted 37 days ago.

freedumb

"Palin: 'Screw the Hollywood left'" How much is she charging? Does she accept McDonald's coupons?

Posted 37 days ago.

freedumb

"Chris Christie launches PAC ahead of 2016" Send all your McDonald's coupons to Guv. Christie c/o State of New Jersey.

Posted 37 days ago.

freedumb

And now, on with the show!

Posted 37 days ago.

Dirtman

He invited me over for dinner, but the wind stopped blowing.

Posted 38 days ago.

Dirtman

Dummy is on his solar powered computer accessing a solar powered network.

Posted 38 days ago.

freedumb

Oops, the Japanese said a bad word!

Posted 39 days ago.

freedumb

Nuclear is the hallmark of clean air - Just ask the Japanese about air in Hiroshima, Nagasaki and ***ushima.

Posted 39 days ago.

Jester01

"Capito named Clean Air Nuclear Safety chairwoman" Umm....O.K. What was that she said about the coal industry here in the state she represents again? Bwaaahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Posted 39 days ago.

freedumb

"House GOP Abruptly Pulls Abortion Bill After Women Rebel Over Rape Clause" Republican women opposed to rape?? Who knew??

Posted 41 days ago.

freedumb

Orange Head didn't say anything, but he did do a wide range of facial expressions.

Posted 42 days ago.

Jester01

"Orange Head" I missed the whole address cause I became obsessed with the color adjustments. What'd he say anyways?

Posted 42 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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