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2 hours ago.
by anuttiermutter
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The Open Mic Comedy Club

Share your humor with your favorite jokes 24/7!!! ***Disclaimer*** Remember to keep it tasteful and give credit to whom it is due. Otherwise, the offended party will most likely delete this or things just could get ugly.

 
 

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anuttiermutter

"I'm not touching it," former CBS new correspondent Sharyl Attkisson could be heard saying in the video while Michael Buble's song "Some Kind of Wonderful" played in the background. Sounds like an awful sex tape where no one is getting any.

Posted 2 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

Is that cheese?

Posted 4 hours ago.

Dirtman

Bergdahl, Bergdahl, Bergdahl.

Posted 5 hours ago.

Dirtman

Smell that? Yeah, me too.

Posted 5 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

We all know why Fox News isn't airing bin Laden Navy Seal before the election -- the coverage will praise President Obama.

Posted 8 hours ago.

Dirtman

Will Stewie give credit to Rupert's support?

Posted 8 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

"Fox News To Air First Interview With Navy SEAL Who Killed Osama Bin Laden"

It will be airing after the election, and talking about how W and Cheney directed the operation while clearing brush and shooting their friends in the face.

Posted 21 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

Tea Partiers love Christie. He is like them -- angry and no brains.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

"Christie Tells Sandy Heckler in Belmar to ‘Sit Down and Shut Up’"

It's like a Fallon routine. Hey, hey, get outta here! Hey, come over here. Hey, get outta here! Liberals love Christie because they know he has no chance.

Posted 1 day ago.

anuttiermutter

"Democrats are desperate for material." No way there is an entire party of crackpot Republicans to feature.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Palin? Speaking of being hung up on someone. It reminds me of "Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick!" We Democrats are desperate for material.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Sarah Palin said on Tuesday that despite the "haters," she may consider another run for political office." Haters?? That is no way to talk about your children.

Posted 3 days ago.

Dirtman

:At the end of a long working day, she invariably eats dinner in her guesthouse. “We don’t have reliable Internet,” Curran said. “We don’t have reliable power. We don’t have reliable water. We have to travel very long distances on bumpy roads.”

She is making an observation, not complaining. She said she is enjoying the experience and is in awe of her colleagues. And it is simply not true, she said, that everyone in West Africa is dying of Ebola."

Unreliable Internet at the guesthouse? Oh my. The WP makes this sound like a free vacation to a tropical paradise.

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

"Lt. Cmdr. Greg Raczniak, 40, who will be one of the doctors at the field hospital, is a clinician for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. He has been in West Africa before and likes the cuisine there. He is thinking about rice with sauce, plantains with ginger, roasted chicken."

I smell another George Clooney-Amal Alamuddin wedding celebration.

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

As much time as Hollywood people spend in rehab, you would think they and their friends would be familiar with spiritual principles like humility for instance.

Posted 6 days ago.

Dirtman

I will take any bets.

Posted 6 days ago.

Dirtman

"George Clooney-Amal Alamuddin to host third wedding celebration in England...the invitation states the party is being hosted by Ramzi and Baria Alamuddin at the Danefield House Hotel and Spa in Marlow-on-Thames. A big white marquee has been erected near the house set in 65 acres of private land, just six miles away from the Grade II listed building, for the happy occasion and guests are set to be treated to a menu offered by the hotel's restaurant, choices for the main course include duck breast, roasted rib of beef, breast of corn-fed chicken and filets of lamb."

So, when will there be nasty answering machine messages, elevator confrontations, and tweet wars between these two?

Posted 6 days ago.

anuttiermutter

The Journal rails against the thought police by saying "Houston officials have set themselves up as thought police, attempting to control what people say even in their places of worship. That is unacceptable in the United States."

Hmmmm. As Reverend Wright said, "God **** America."

Posted 7 days ago.

anuttiermutter

I am not saying that Tennant did not break the law about electioneering at polling places. She may well have. Thanking people for their strength might be electioneering. I am just saying The Journal should have printed the quote, rather than putting it in their own words & adding a few elements

Posted 7 days ago.

Dirtman

I see the confusion of you two. It's like when Kidd celebrated in the end zone after Earl Ray and Joe were elected. HA! Clueless.

Posted 7 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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