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4 days ago.
by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Obama has solved these problems? You are an idiot. That qualifies you for another protected class. It's like Cub Scout merit badges. When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

The NFL is going after players who abuse their wives, girlfriends, and children. OK, fine. Not only will we have doctors and pharmacists fighting in Syria, we have them competing on the football field.

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

I have some shelf fungi on my trees if you guys need something to gnaw on, and some Indian pipe if you would rather graze on your hands and knees.

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

How I do miss the Journal genius crowd.

Posted 71 days ago.

Dirtman

DA died from mercury poisoning after eating bass from the Shenandoah, Kidd hanged himself trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm, C1 is mindlessly wandering around trying to figure out who is on first, and IC38 is paddling upstream to reach the Potomac.

Posted 71 days ago.

Dirtman

Glad to see ya.

Posted 71 days ago.

Dirtman

A drunk was painting my house. He vanished for 6 months leaving behind his ladders, etc. I was in bed at 6 in the morning, and heard him outside working again. I said I was glad to see him and went to work.

Posted 71 days ago.

morelhunter

Is that you SME? Sure sounds like it.

Hi Annette. Have you heard from Devilsadvocate? Or as coined by SME "ACLU". I have to admit the "ACLU" was kinda funny.

Posted 72 days ago.

Dirtman

Chris C O O N S, a Dem from Delaware where all the credit card companies hide out.

Posted 72 days ago.

Dirtman

We can't say C O O N S. It's the man's name. Ha ha ha.

Posted 72 days ago.

Dirtman

"US to assign 3,000 from US military to fight Ebola"

"The new U.S. muscle" (Love you MSNBC)

"The officials said it would take about two weeks to get U.S. forces on the ground." (Boots)

"This humanitarian intervention should serve as a firewall against a global security crisis that has the potential to reach American soil," he said. (*****-D)

Obama's trip to the CDC comes a day after the United States also demanded a stepped-up international response to the outbreak. (Ha!)

"Four Americans..."

Uh huh.

Posted 72 days ago.

Dirtman

Computer gurus are busy these days. Maybe he clicked his Bic three times and BOOM!

Posted 81 days ago.

Dirtman

My BBF? Was there a security breach at Nasty Pig?

Posted 81 days ago.

annette2

No, that's not quite right. When you are stupid you lack the understanding of how little you know. I think that has more clarity.

Posted 82 days ago.

annette2

Interesting. I went to Towson for several semesters. Sad. But remember, when you are stupid, you don't realize it. I suppose one is fairly intelligent when you realize how little you actually know.

Btw, where is your BFF?

Posted 82 days ago.

Dirtman

Yes, instuctor. Hey, don't ask me. I speak 3 languages, but I had to learn another one.

Posted 82 days ago.

Dirtman

WVU is playing Towson after playing Alabama. Imagine getting up for this game. I had an employee who was a graduate of Towson. She couldn't calculate a simple percentage (Yeah, just like UMD grad C1). College exam results were often reported as the number correct out of a total. I asked her how she knew her grade and she said she just asked her instuctor. I would rather die than be this stupid.

Posted 82 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama, our first "black" President, makes Urkel look like Stokely Carmichael.

Posted 82 days ago.

Dirtman

"Obama visits Stonehenge"

Put in some water hazards, a spinning water wheel, a hippo, and a free game for a putt into a clown's mouth and it could be miniature golf course. Thumbs up.

Posted 82 days ago.

Dirtman

BSNBC asks "How did Joan Rivers die?"

Her heart stopped. Another liberal media mystery solved.

Posted 82 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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