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11 hours ago.
by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

In contrast, President George W. Bush told Fox News: “I understand how tough the job is, and to have a former president bloviating and second guessing is, I don’t think, good for the presidency or the country.”

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstanding. Jimmy and misunderstanding kinda clash.

Posted 73 days ago.

Dirtman

Nedda got sick and tired of Joe Devola.

Posted 73 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

What do you think Netta?

Posted 75 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Sooooo....should we just go ahead and combine all the public bathrooms into co-ed than? Suddenly I feel violated by any guy who enters while I'm going. The whole point of separating public bathrooms in the first place is now gone. I'm sure the ladies would love using urinals!

Posted 75 days ago.

Dirtman

And everyone yawned. Go be gay, most of us don't care. Go get special victim status.

Posted 75 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Supreme Court Decides not to review gay marriage cases" So is that victory for states rights ooorrr???? This is getting weird in more ways than one.

Posted 76 days ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, such anger and resentment. You don't need to sing the song you sang in the shower at Penn State. Get well, get well.

Posted 91 days ago.

annette2

Hi Morel. It is wonderful to run into you again! I still keep in touch with Shortfuse and Iwlafart and one other guy whose tag I can't remember right now. I never got to tell you this but I wanted to thank you for always being respectful of my views even if you disagreed. Made the conversation very enjoyable.

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

It's too bad that no one reads this crap. We could have had an honest president.

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama has solved these problems? You are an idiot. That qualifies you for another protected class. It's like Cub Scout merit badges. When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?

Posted 94 days ago.

Dirtman

The NFL is going after players who abuse their wives, girlfriends, and children. OK, fine. Not only will we have doctors and pharmacists fighting in Syria, we have them competing on the football field.

Posted 94 days ago.

Dirtman

I have some shelf fungi on my trees if you guys need something to gnaw on, and some Indian pipe if you would rather graze on your hands and knees.

Posted 94 days ago.

Dirtman

How I do miss the Journal genius crowd.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

DA died from mercury poisoning after eating bass from the Shenandoah, Kidd hanged himself trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm, C1 is mindlessly wandering around trying to figure out who is on first, and IC38 is paddling upstream to reach the Potomac.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

Glad to see ya.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

A drunk was painting my house. He vanished for 6 months leaving behind his ladders, etc. I was in bed at 6 in the morning, and heard him outside working again. I said I was glad to see him and went to work.

Posted 95 days ago.

morelhunter

Is that you SME? Sure sounds like it.

Hi Annette. Have you heard from Devilsadvocate? Or as coined by SME "ACLU". I have to admit the "ACLU" was kinda funny.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

Chris C O O N S, a Dem from Delaware where all the credit card companies hide out.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

We can't say C O O N S. It's the man's name. Ha ha ha.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

"US to assign 3,000 from US military to fight Ebola"

"The new U.S. muscle" (Love you MSNBC)

"The officials said it would take about two weeks to get U.S. forces on the ground." (Boots)

"This humanitarian intervention should serve as a firewall against a global security crisis that has the potential to reach American soil," he said. (*****-D)

Obama's trip to the CDC comes a day after the United States also demanded a stepped-up international response to the outbreak. (Ha!)

"Four Americans..."

Uh huh.

Posted 96 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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