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19 hours ago.
by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Who reads Journal editorials? The other 1%? And that's 1% of the locals. It's not even that. Remove the percent.

Posted 45 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, and Gay is the new Ray. We get it. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but we have bigger problems, dig? I know your issues are important, but not that important.

Posted 49 days ago.

Jester01

Thanks for saving me from talking to myself again dirtman!

Posted 52 days ago.

Dirtman

Meanwhile the local news in Shepherdstown is Artisan bread, handmade market, ducks, and a butterfly walk. And they have a problem with tea people? HA!

Posted 52 days ago.

Jester01

You gotta love Ted Cruz' reaction to Pres. Obama's comment on the phony scandals. "If this were a Republican Administration,....." (Let me help you Ted)..... scandals would not be found because they would be covered up better. "If this were a Republican Administration..." .. the IRS would have done a better job at doing what it did. "If this were a Republican Administration..."... Thousands of U.S. troops would be in Libya slaughtering locals in hopes that we got one. Uh huh! That Ted Cruz is a better clown than I am.. I tell ya!

Posted 67 days ago.

Jester01

The couple were "too extreme" for Cliven Bundy and the right wing extremists who call themselves the Tea Party? Hmm. Nice try Cliven and Foxnews. I see it as like-minded, Anti-Government Revolutionaries, or what I often refer to as "tea-tossing whack jobs" acting like they normally do. I rest my case. Another example of how the tea party drags the Republican Party's name into the mud. Cop Killers! Yet they will all unite again in November completely forgiving and forgetting how different they actually are. It's fascinating to watch this two headed elephant stumbling all over itself!

Posted 85 days ago.

Jester01

Interesting how the title of "Gentleman" changes over time isn't it?

Posted 88 days ago.

Dirtman

I was betting on that silly rabbit, StivianoRabid.

Posted 93 days ago.

annette2

Hee hee. That's funny. Love it , bad penny .

Posted 94 days ago.

annette2

"I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ....."

How prophetic. It's as if he disappeared in mid thought.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

Martinsburg's first public dog park could be open by the Fourth of July

Our solution to all the shootings, stabbings, and drug activity on Porter Avenue.

Posted 100 days ago.

Dirtman

Excuse my absence, I had to make some money yada, yada, yada, my back really hurts today.

Giggity.

Posted 100 days ago.

annette2

You're too easy, man.

Posted 102 days ago.

annette2

One of a kind. I hope.

Posted 103 days ago.

annette2

I enjoyed the blue computer room picture that he got off the internet and pretended it was his work place. That Kidd!

Posted 103 days ago.

Dirtman

Mooch: "However, under the conservative plan, it is transfer of wealth where future generations of our grandchildren and great grandchildren pay for conservatives' lifestyles of today."

Anyone else remember the photos Kidd posted on CU in the Journal showing the outside and inside of his home? Poor, poor, struggling moochie. Well, I guess he worked for it during all that time he's away from forums. @@ Yeah, ha!

Posted 104 days ago.

Jester01

Ringing.....Hello! Uhh Yes sir, I need to set up an appointment with the County Sheriff about some leeches....... Oh! Hi Sheriff! Well they adopted a separate flag and call themselves a different party......Sure they act like a different party yet they try to control my whole body. What should I do to get rid of them? ............. Oh! I see........I should name them and treat them like my best friends? But aren't they?.......... Oh I see..... I can just pretend like they aren't there. They will be finished in a few months after a long nights sleep?........O.K. Thanks Sheriff!

Posted 104 days ago.

Dirtman

Mom, Dad, he TOOK..IT..OUT.

Maybe it needed some air.

Posted 107 days ago.

Dirtman

CHARLESTON, WV, May 15, 2014 - Running on an explicitly pro-life and pro-family platform, Saira Blair a 17-year-old high school student beat out two-time incumbent Larry Kump to represent the Republicans in the November race for the state House of Delegates. Blair, a strong Catholic said on her election signs: “I am a Fiscal Conservative, I’m pro-life. I’m pro-marriage I’m pro-family. I’m pro-second Amendment. I’m pro-business. I’m pro-jobs I’m pro West Virginia. These are my personal and political beliefs!” On another campaign sign she repeated those same stances adding, “I will not compromise on these beliefs.”

Sounds like the kind of prom date I'd get.

Posted 107 days ago.

Dirtman

"Ibrahim and Wani married in 2011 and have a son, 18-month-old Martin, who is with her in jail. The couple runs a farm south of Khartoum."

Ohhhh, moocher farmers. Now the truth comes out.

Posted 109 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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