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by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Dirtman

CHARLESTON, WV, May 15, 2014 - Running on an explicitly pro-life and pro-family platform, Saira Blair a 17-year-old high school student beat out two-time incumbent Larry Kump to represent the Republicans in the November race for the state House of Delegates. Blair, a strong Catholic said on her election signs: “I am a Fiscal Conservative, I’m pro-life. I’m pro-marriage I’m pro-family. I’m pro-second Amendment. I’m pro-business. I’m pro-jobs I’m pro West Virginia. These are my personal and political beliefs!” On another campaign sign she repeated those same stances adding, “I will not compromise on these beliefs.”

Sounds like the kind of prom date I'd get.

Posted 107 days ago.

Dirtman

"Ibrahim and Wani married in 2011 and have a son, 18-month-old Martin, who is with her in jail. The couple runs a farm south of Khartoum."

Ohhhh, moocher farmers. Now the truth comes out.

Posted 109 days ago.

Dirtman

"'We gave you three days to recant but you insist on not returning to Islam. I sentence you to be hanged,' Judge Abbas Mohammed Al-Khalifa told the woman, addressing her by her father's Muslim name, Adraf Al-Hadi Mohammed Abdullah.

Khalifa also sentenced Ishag to 100 lashes for 'adultery'. Under Sudan's interpretation of sharia, a Muslim woman cannot marry a non-Muslim man and any such relationship is regarded as adulterous."

Now that's love. I was only punished by have in-laws that clean their ears with their car keys.

Posted 109 days ago.

Dirtman

"POTSDAM, N.Y. (AP) — Nearly three years after a 12-year-old boy's slaying shocked this small northern New York village, a college soccer coach was charged with suffocating and strangling the child, who was his ex-girlfriend's son, authorities said Friday.

Oral Hillary, the men's soccer coach at Clarkson University, was arrested"

What? I didn't say anything.

Posted 109 days ago.

Dirtman

Schmoop, not all guys enjoy torture.

"Give me name, rank, serial numma, safeword!"

"Do you want my real name or what they call me in the Castro Distict? Or better yet, find my dog tags. Please. You're getting warmer."

Posted 110 days ago.

Dirtman

Schmoopie: "Why don't you do one better. Send McCain his treasonous transcripts from his Radio Hanoi broadcasts, and ask for an autograph."

Yet, it is still sad to see when my BBF comes apart at the seams. Did his manager lose the towel? Maybe it's some kind of rope a dope strategy. @@

I hope no one extended an invitation to RC or IC. I would not like to see any of us take such a beating that we become so delirious.

Posted 111 days ago.

Dirtman

IC: "Hey mooch if the it takes a tweet to get the pope involved in this ordeal maybe its time for him to hang up his crucifix."

Schmoop's atheist buddy gets tagged into the fight and slams him to the mat. Wow!

Next!

Posted 111 days ago.

Dirtman

RC: "Fiction, Sorry, after reflection I now do understand your conversion concerning your embrace of the pope as a "world leader". We both realize that the first lady, in sheer desperation, had to turn elsewhere in her search for a "world leader"."

Ouch! He got Schmoopie Rancher again. Next!

Posted 111 days ago.

Dirtman

Mooch: "The First Lady getting world leaders like the Pope engaged -- that is a lost cause???"

RC: "Fiction, you really amuse me.... Now you think the pope is a "world leader"? Ahh,I see, you don't believe in anything except when it serves your purpose.."

Point to RC. Next!

Posted 111 days ago.

Dirtman

"Dog calls 911, saves owner's life ****wusa9****

A pit bull-lab mix named Major is being credited with saving his..."

Major? I was thinking pit bull-scottie. Certainly not a black lab anyway.

Posted 113 days ago.

Dirtman

rc: "Fiction, whats up with the "rest of us" nonsense. Maybe you were sleeping during math class, three commenters on board and two have you on the "loon" side. Therefore, there is no "rest of us"."

It's OK, BBF, you will always have a home here in Shepherdstown where you would be considered almost normal.

Posted 113 days ago.

Dirtman

"Fed govt failed to inspect higher risk oil wells"

Save the Turtles

Posted 114 days ago.

Dirtman

"Audubon sponsoring butterfly workshop"

As if Shepherdstown needs to be any more aflutter.

Posted 114 days ago.

Dirtman

"From Inwood: I see where HGTV...The pressure was applied mainly by GLAAD."

HGTV? Hug a gay tv? I think I'll stick with Have a Turkey Neck.

Isn't GLAAD the group that mutilates squirrels?

Posted 115 days ago.

Dirtman

"From Hedgesville: Congratulations to the Berkeley County Health Department...It is a shame our "elected officials" do not care as much as those in Maryland and Virginia."

Virginia has a weaker smoking law than any in WV.

Posted 115 days ago.

Jester01

Hey Mooch! Them feds find any proof of those supposed "freedom fighters" taking aim at the BLM agents yet? What is the Moocher Rancher definition of fratricide anyways?

Posted 116 days ago.

Dirtman

Whose turn is it to hit Kidd's reset button? It's one of those recessed types that has to be poked with something.

WooohooWOOOOT! ARMageddon! Restarting.

Posted 116 days ago.

Dirtman

Jester had an ancestor who lived in Boston. "They're not really Indians. They're phonies, nothing but a bunch of phonies."

Posted 117 days ago.

Jester01

"Tea party faces uphill climb in crowded Republican Senate primary in Georgia"-Washington Post

I'm glad the Republicans are finally starting to come around. But I still remain unaffiliated with the Republicans until those crazy extreme tea tossing kind are out of the party completely. They adopted their own flag, they have their own name, now stop mooching off the rest of the Republicans and be a seperate party already. But I know, they need the numbers. Well they aren't getting mine at least since I changed my registration to "No party affiliation." Ha! Mooch on that leeches!

Posted 117 days ago.

Jester01

What does the Moocher Rancher code say about Cinco de Mayo?

Posted 120 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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