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by ScottieThePoliticalMime
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Macwho? I've got to stop blocking mass mailings from my Party so I can keep up with this stuff.

Posted 25 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tampa Tribune to Douglas MacKinnnon: "You're living in the past man, you're hung up on those fire-eating clowns from the 1860's man!"

Posted 25 days ago.

Dirtman

Imagine if history was a sporting event. It should be a great game today, Al. I agree, Dan. We have the people who invented gunpowder against people who can sharpen stone. It's going to be a close game, but let's go to our expert panel.

Posted 27 days ago.

Dirtman

"Navajo high school embraces and defends Redskins name"

Well, it sounds better than the Subjugated.

Posted 27 days ago.

Dirtman

Most are military personnel, snapping a salute when are assigned to their mission — “Operation United Assistance.” It does not qualify for combat pay, only hardship-duty incentive pay, which is about $5 a day — before taxes.

Posted 28 days ago.

Dirtman

The “Iron Knights” from Fort Bliss, in El Paso, will join hundreds of soldiers from the 101st Airborne who departed for Liberia in flights from Kentucky’s Fort Campbell on Thursday and Saturday. The U.S. military presence in West Africa is expected to grow to more than 900 troops by Sunday, a number that will climb to 3,900 in coming weeks.

Body bags forthcoming. No boots though.

Posted 28 days ago.

Dirtman

The death of Marine Lance Corporal Sean P. Neal of Riverside, California, which occurred on Thursday in Baghdad, is under investigation, according to the Pentagon. He was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, and was one of 1,600 US troops serving in Iraq. Pentagon officials confirmed his death Friday night.

Is it true that he was wearing Nike Hyperdunks and not boots?

Posted 28 days ago.

Dirtman

Someone please help me. I'm stuck in the past.

You're living in the past man, you're stuck on some clown from the 60's, man!!

Posted 29 days ago.

Dirtman

Addressing, I like that. "Hello, Ball!"

Posted 29 days ago.

Dirtman

What channel are you guys watching, or is this an email directly from my party?

Posted 30 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Secession? China would love that. We divide ourselves and they will conquer very easily. Especially as we continue to bleed our resources in the Middle East over a new crusade. I get it though. National defense. Meanwhile our Southern border remains sort of existent. Makes sense! (Sarcasm)

Posted 31 days ago.

Dirtman

"Holder Urges States to Lift Bans on Felons’ Voting"

"Voting rights advocates say Florida should lift restrictions on felons voting"

"Calls for Change in Iowa's Ex-Felon Voting Process"

Just curious, which way do they lean?

Posted 31 days ago.

Dirtman

Good one Mutter. I don't know why people want that job except for the ego thing.

Posted 31 days ago.

Dirtman

I can't vote a straight ticket because I know these guys personally. Some I personally like, but most I personally dislike. I'm not a "devil you know" kind of guy. The devils I know need to go. I'll take my chances with the unknown.

Posted 31 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Politicians love sheeple. Oops! I meant to say people. Get out there and vote everybody! (Don't mention a word about researching). They know how extensive the civics classes in high school are too. So get out there and vote!!

Posted 32 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Just vote the straight ticket Dirty! You don't even have to do any research. It takes less time at the poll too. One tap and then walk to Habeneros for some burritos.

Posted 32 days ago.

Dirtman

I was not going to vote for Mooney, but I've changed my mind. Thanks. I will tell my Republican wife to do the same and she can pass it on to all her friends and relatives. Thanks again.

Posted 32 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tom Johnson (No party affiliation) for president! I finally found someone who would actually serve instead of play partisan games for eight years.

Posted 32 days ago.

annette2

Oh my. Look who didn't read the article.

Posted 33 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Mooney removed from parade" What? Not used to being treated equal to those who follow parade procedures? Wonder how well he will follow the U.S. and W.V. Constitutions. Maryland scum!

Posted 33 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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