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11 days ago.
by freedumb
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

LostStormtrooper

Well, it looks like our beautiful state is "Open for Business" now! Be ready for corporate rape again. I'm going to go take one last look at the mountains before they transform into lakes of sludge. I hope Mooney has lots of fun over here. I can't wait to find out what he brought us in his carpet bag!

Posted 87 days ago.

Dirtman

Where is IC38 to explain the embarrassing State of VA? No wonder we formed another State of VA, the real VA. Of course, when you have northern VA basically being a housing project for federal government workers, it is no surprise.

Posted 88 days ago.

Dirtman

The only Democrat I voted for, a local, lost. Well, I am depressed.

Posted 88 days ago.

Dirtman

And Rahall lost? Unbelievable, but no referendum here. Yeah, right.

Posted 88 days ago.

Dirtman

Mooney, the Merleland transplant, the "political prostitute" won? Ha ha ha. I voted for him, but didn't think he had a chance. I hadn't realized how fed up with my party people actually are. This is what happens when you become the party of special interests.

Posted 88 days ago.

Dirtman

Ha! I need a hog trough of choices. I need to feel full after voting. I need to feel the way I feel after the Risotto.

Posted 89 days ago.

Dirtman

I did vote for the Maryland transplant, just for kicks.

Posted 89 days ago.

Dirtman

OK, I voted. One Democrat got my vote. Not much on the ballot. I was the only voter at the polling place, if that is any indication of turnout.

Posted 89 days ago.

Dirtman

Gee, I hope there are no black panthers in front of the church when I vote. Or Cedric and Bob. WHO? WHO? WHO you gonna vote for?

Posted 90 days ago.

Dirtman

Beat that pillow, beat it, mutter. Who is that pillow? Is it your dad? Your uncle? Your coach? Sandusky? Was it Sandusky?

Posted 91 days ago.

Dirtman

If you have ever been in therapy, this is where patients like mutter start beating a pillow with a bat.

Posted 91 days ago.

Dirtman

He has problems, just like you. Let's all pretend that Bergdahl is a hero, this guy made a wrong turn, and Kidd once kissed a girl.

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

"Mexico orders immediate release of Marine veteran"

I'm taking bets on an arrest in the US within 2 years.

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

ZZZZzzzz.

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

"WASHINGTON (AP) — Call it drugs for the departed: Medicare's prescription program kept paying for costly medications even after patients were dead.

The problem was traced back to a head-scratching bureaucratic rule that's now getting a second look."

Oh no, not another head scratcher. And yet they managed to vote.

Posted 93 days ago.

Dirtman

No wonder Apple is successful. Forget the gay, socialist, atheist stereotype, dig? I was thinking Surface, but I may go iPal.

Posted 94 days ago.

Dirtman

"So let me be clear: I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me," Cook said in the article. (*******buswk.co/1DBoBfo)

A gay, capitalist believer. I like this guy. I was never a fan of Apple, but I may need to reconsider.

Posted 94 days ago.

Dirtman

Twitter, blah, blah, blah. Snapchat, blah, blah, blah. I am relevant.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

Macwho? I've got to stop blocking mass mailings from my Party so I can keep up with this stuff.

Posted 95 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tampa Tribune to Douglas MacKinnnon: "You're living in the past man, you're hung up on those fire-eating clowns from the 1860's man!"

Posted 95 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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