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22 hours ago.
by Blaster
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Mooch: "However, under the conservative plan, it is transfer of wealth where future generations of our grandchildren and great grandchildren pay for conservatives' lifestyles of today."

Anyone else remember the photos Kidd posted on CU in the Journal showing the outside and inside of his home? Poor, poor, struggling moochie. Well, I guess he worked for it during all that time he's away from forums. @@ Yeah, ha!

Posted 92 days ago.

Jester01

Ringing.....Hello! Uhh Yes sir, I need to set up an appointment with the County Sheriff about some leeches....... Oh! Hi Sheriff! Well they adopted a separate flag and call themselves a different party......Sure they act like a different party yet they try to control my whole body. What should I do to get rid of them? ............. Oh! I see........I should name them and treat them like my best friends? But aren't they?.......... Oh I see..... I can just pretend like they aren't there. They will be finished in a few months after a long nights sleep?........O.K. Thanks Sheriff!

Posted 92 days ago.

Dirtman

Mom, Dad, he TOOK..IT..OUT.

Maybe it needed some air.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

CHARLESTON, WV, May 15, 2014 - Running on an explicitly pro-life and pro-family platform, Saira Blair a 17-year-old high school student beat out two-time incumbent Larry Kump to represent the Republicans in the November race for the state House of Delegates. Blair, a strong Catholic said on her election signs: “I am a Fiscal Conservative, I’m pro-life. I’m pro-marriage I’m pro-family. I’m pro-second Amendment. I’m pro-business. I’m pro-jobs I’m pro West Virginia. These are my personal and political beliefs!” On another campaign sign she repeated those same stances adding, “I will not compromise on these beliefs.”

Sounds like the kind of prom date I'd get.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

"Ibrahim and Wani married in 2011 and have a son, 18-month-old Martin, who is with her in jail. The couple runs a farm south of Khartoum."

Ohhhh, moocher farmers. Now the truth comes out.

Posted 97 days ago.

Dirtman

"'We gave you three days to recant but you insist on not returning to Islam. I sentence you to be hanged,' Judge Abbas Mohammed Al-Khalifa told the woman, addressing her by her father's Muslim name, Adraf Al-Hadi Mohammed Abdullah.

Khalifa also sentenced Ishag to 100 lashes for 'adultery'. Under Sudan's interpretation of sharia, a Muslim woman cannot marry a non-Muslim man and any such relationship is regarded as adulterous."

Now that's love. I was only punished by have in-laws that clean their ears with their car keys.

Posted 97 days ago.

Dirtman

"POTSDAM, N.Y. (AP) — Nearly three years after a 12-year-old boy's slaying shocked this small northern New York village, a college soccer coach was charged with suffocating and strangling the child, who was his ex-girlfriend's son, authorities said Friday.

Oral Hillary, the men's soccer coach at Clarkson University, was arrested"

What? I didn't say anything.

Posted 97 days ago.

Dirtman

Schmoop, not all guys enjoy torture.

"Give me name, rank, serial numma, safeword!"

"Do you want my real name or what they call me in the Castro Distict? Or better yet, find my dog tags. Please. You're getting warmer."

Posted 98 days ago.

Dirtman

Schmoopie: "Why don't you do one better. Send McCain his treasonous transcripts from his Radio Hanoi broadcasts, and ask for an autograph."

Yet, it is still sad to see when my BBF comes apart at the seams. Did his manager lose the towel? Maybe it's some kind of rope a dope strategy. @@

I hope no one extended an invitation to RC or IC. I would not like to see any of us take such a beating that we become so delirious.

Posted 99 days ago.

Dirtman

IC: "Hey mooch if the it takes a tweet to get the pope involved in this ordeal maybe its time for him to hang up his crucifix."

Schmoop's atheist buddy gets tagged into the fight and slams him to the mat. Wow!

Next!

Posted 99 days ago.

Dirtman

RC: "Fiction, Sorry, after reflection I now do understand your conversion concerning your embrace of the pope as a "world leader". We both realize that the first lady, in sheer desperation, had to turn elsewhere in her search for a "world leader"."

Ouch! He got Schmoopie Rancher again. Next!

Posted 99 days ago.

Dirtman

Mooch: "The First Lady getting world leaders like the Pope engaged -- that is a lost cause???"

RC: "Fiction, you really amuse me.... Now you think the pope is a "world leader"? Ahh,I see, you don't believe in anything except when it serves your purpose.."

Point to RC. Next!

Posted 99 days ago.

Dirtman

"Dog calls 911, saves owner's life ****wusa9****

A pit bull-lab mix named Major is being credited with saving his..."

Major? I was thinking pit bull-scottie. Certainly not a black lab anyway.

Posted 101 days ago.

Dirtman

rc: "Fiction, whats up with the "rest of us" nonsense. Maybe you were sleeping during math class, three commenters on board and two have you on the "loon" side. Therefore, there is no "rest of us"."

It's OK, BBF, you will always have a home here in Shepherdstown where you would be considered almost normal.

Posted 101 days ago.

Dirtman

"Fed govt failed to inspect higher risk oil wells"

Save the Turtles

Posted 102 days ago.

Dirtman

"Audubon sponsoring butterfly workshop"

As if Shepherdstown needs to be any more aflutter.

Posted 102 days ago.

Dirtman

"From Inwood: I see where HGTV...The pressure was applied mainly by GLAAD."

HGTV? Hug a gay tv? I think I'll stick with Have a Turkey Neck.

Isn't GLAAD the group that mutilates squirrels?

Posted 103 days ago.

Dirtman

"From Hedgesville: Congratulations to the Berkeley County Health Department...It is a shame our "elected officials" do not care as much as those in Maryland and Virginia."

Virginia has a weaker smoking law than any in WV.

Posted 103 days ago.

Jester01

Hey Mooch! Them feds find any proof of those supposed "freedom fighters" taking aim at the BLM agents yet? What is the Moocher Rancher definition of fratricide anyways?

Posted 104 days ago.

Dirtman

Whose turn is it to hit Kidd's reset button? It's one of those recessed types that has to be poked with something.

WooohooWOOOOT! ARMageddon! Restarting.

Posted 104 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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