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by Dirtman
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

"Brad Pitt: I've been a gun owner since 'I was in kindergarten'"

But he is so cute. What does Rosie O'Donnell think? I get so confused without her input.

Posted 8 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"That's why I am in my boxer shorts at your expense." Sounds like you made it to K-Mart.

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

"NIH Director says Ebola Vaccine Would Likely Have Been Found By Now If Not For Budget Cuts"

Kidd: "Who cares, just give me my tax cut."

Are you really that naive? Of course you are. That's why I am in my boxer shorts at your expense. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

"Health care workers monitored after Ebola case"

This is how ignorant we are. A health care worker covered from head to toe can contract Ebola, but a person who feels halfway decent on an airplane can't spread it because they are asymptomatic. How stupid. We have all been sick, so draw a line between being sick and not sick.

Posted 9 days ago.

Dirtman

"Police arrested seventeen protesters staging a sit-in at the entrance to a convenience store early on Sunday in the Shaw neighborhood where Myers was killed."

Remember when we protested oppression at symbols of our government? Now it's 7-11's. ****.

Posted 9 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"NIH Director says Ebola Vaccine Would Likely Have Been Found By Now If Not For Budget Cuts" Who cares, just give me my tax cut.

Posted 9 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"John McCain, Czar Hater, Calls For Ebola Czar" Okay, McCain is senile, what is the excuse for the rest of the Republican Party?

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, sure, they expressed their support, but get out of the way, these tickets are expensive.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

"Police shooting protests continue in St. Louis as demonstrators prepare for widespread arrests"

What a contrast. Blacks protesting while whites, Hispanics, and Asians went to the ball game.

Posted 10 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Roberts vows to ‘shut down the Senate’ if Obama empties Gitmo" Too late, other Republican have already shut down Congress.

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

"Malala Yousafzai and Kailash Satyarthi Are Awarded Nobel Peace Prize"

That is as far as I got. It has become meaningless. It's like paying the fee to be listed in the Who's Who of high school students.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

Teach math to nurses. Remember the RN who commented in the Journal comment section that we are only receiving 9/10ths of a gallon of gas. Ha! Yeah, I want to see her injecting something into my IV. And we wonder why these bubbleheads turned away an Ebola patient. What, me worry?

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

The ominous math of the Ebola epidemic

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Math? We are doomed.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

"Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg express shock at Stephen Collins' child molestation accusations"

"Former abuse victim Rosie O'Donnell has been left "shocked and heartbroken" by the child molestation accusations filed against her longtime pal Stephen Collins, admitting she is "scared" by her inability to spot an alleged predator."

Well, Rosie, it's not like spotting a toupee.

Idiots.

Posted 13 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"to have a former president bloviating and second guessing"

But to have a former Vice President doing it is just great -- otherwise, the former Vice President would be running around and shooting people's faces off.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

In contrast, President George W. Bush told Fox News: “I understand how tough the job is, and to have a former president bloviating and second guessing is, I don’t think, good for the presidency or the country.”

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstanding. Jimmy and misunderstanding kinda clash.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Nedda got sick and tired of Joe Devola.

Posted 13 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

What do you think Netta?

Posted 15 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Sooooo....should we just go ahead and combine all the public bathrooms into co-ed than? Suddenly I feel violated by any guy who enters while I'm going. The whole point of separating public bathrooms in the first place is now gone. I'm sure the ladies would love using urinals!

Posted 15 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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