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by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Dirtman

MONROVIA, Liberia (AP) — Security forces deployed Wednesday to enforce a quarantine around a slum in the Liberian capital, stepping up the government's fight to stop the spread of Ebola and unnerving residents.

I'm on my way with my Save the Whales sign.

Posted 41 days ago.

Dirtman

The Republicans should be paying for Sharpton's lodging and BBQ ribs. All this does is motivate white conservative voters to vote and get us back on track.

Posted 41 days ago.

Dirtman

Most people want the protests to end. I hope they continue right up to election day.

Posted 41 days ago.

Dirtman

Police departments do need to be more diversified. Imagine if a gay, latino cop killed a young black man in self defense. White liberals would be befuddled, but blacks would still protest and not be the least bit confused.

Posted 42 days ago.

Dirtman

So, an impartial witness said the officer was assaulted by the victim. Bury your son, Mr. and Mrs. Brown. Sure, you'll get some money. And all the people who say they care about you and your son will soon disappear. And if you have a conscience, you would ask yourselves where you went wrong in raising this young man and feel bad for the officer who had to shoot him. Yeah, right.

Posted 42 days ago.

Dirtman

"Missouri governor sends in National Guard after shooting protests"

Military people with military stuff, oh no. Wasn't that the complaint about the locals? Help me Blasterd, I'm confused again.

Posted 43 days ago.

Dirtman

"Girl, 3, killed in shootout between man, police"

When is the Justice Parade? Football season is here and I need a new TV.

Posted 44 days ago.

Dirtman

"One shot, seven arrested in clashes after curfew in Ferguson, Missouri"

Thank goodness the State and the Feds got involved. Maybe all the cops should be audited by the IRS.

Posted 44 days ago.

Dirtman

"As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts."

You mean Computer Science? That's not science. Get a degree in a real science.

Posted 47 days ago.

Dirtman

We Democrats know how to motivate the instant gratification crowd. They will vote based on that morning's news. Republicans continue to believe voters are deep thinkers with long term plans. You know, conservatives.

Posted 55 days ago.

Dirtman

99% of the population now have no idea who Cliven Bundy is. Maybe Obama voters would remember him if he competed on a TV song and dance contest. Or if a sheep was giving out roses.

Posted 55 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama picks his religion with his finger.

Posted 72 days ago.

Dirtman

Mature men have a problem with that. New mattress on the way. Sorry about that East River smell.

Posted 73 days ago.

Dirtman

Who reads Journal editorials? The other 1%? And that's 1% of the locals. It's not even that. Remove the percent.

Posted 73 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, and Gay is the new Ray. We get it. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but we have bigger problems, dig? I know your issues are important, but not that important.

Posted 77 days ago.

Jester01

Thanks for saving me from talking to myself again dirtman!

Posted 80 days ago.

Dirtman

Meanwhile the local news in Shepherdstown is Artisan bread, handmade market, ducks, and a butterfly walk. And they have a problem with tea people? HA!

Posted 80 days ago.

Jester01

You gotta love Ted Cruz' reaction to Pres. Obama's comment on the phony scandals. "If this were a Republican Administration,....." (Let me help you Ted)..... scandals would not be found because they would be covered up better. "If this were a Republican Administration..." .. the IRS would have done a better job at doing what it did. "If this were a Republican Administration..."... Thousands of U.S. troops would be in Libya slaughtering locals in hopes that we got one. Uh huh! That Ted Cruz is a better clown than I am.. I tell ya!

Posted 95 days ago.

Jester01

The couple were "too extreme" for Cliven Bundy and the right wing extremists who call themselves the Tea Party? Hmm. Nice try Cliven and Foxnews. I see it as like-minded, Anti-Government Revolutionaries, or what I often refer to as "tea-tossing whack jobs" acting like they normally do. I rest my case. Another example of how the tea party drags the Republican Party's name into the mud. Cop Killers! Yet they will all unite again in November completely forgiving and forgetting how different they actually are. It's fascinating to watch this two headed elephant stumbling all over itself!

Posted 113 days ago.

Jester01

Interesting how the title of "Gentleman" changes over time isn't it?

Posted 116 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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