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6 days ago.
by Jester01
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

annutte2

Kind of reminds me of the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu Epidemic of 1972.

Posted 171 days ago.

annutte2

"Ebola czar to step down by March" Yes, we can all tell our grandchildren about the Great Ebola Pandemic of 2014 when no Americans died.

Posted 171 days ago.

Dirtman

"Scores of Russian gays are seeking asylum in US"

Send them on over. It's like the mistake that was made with J e w i s h scientists.

Posted 178 days ago.

Dirtman

"Former DC Mayor Marion Barry dies at 78"

I liked Marion Barry. He was not pc and would stand up to his own race. It took guts. I miss guts.

Posted 185 days ago.

ScottieThePoliticalMime

:|

Posted 185 days ago.

Dirtman

Spin. The CIA and the military. Who was accusing them? Next!

Posted 186 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

I really like you two!

Posted 187 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

I can't stop laughing!!!

Posted 187 days ago.

Dirtman

I'm still trying to understand this. A black thug in Ferguson, MO is shot by a police officer during a struggle and there are riots. A black man in Martinsburg is shot dozens of times by Martinsburg police officers standing in a semi-circle shooting him while he is on the ground (watch the video) and the family lawyer turns down the settlement (idiot) and it ends. Where was Eric Holder on that one? Didn't make MSNBC I guess.

Posted 187 days ago.

Dirtman

Women are stupid. No means no, unless... We should take away the right to vote from women and give it to felons. It wasn't Clinton's economic policies that attracted women.

Posted 189 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Is love really that blind? I'm really perplexed by that love story. I hope it makes it onto Dateline soon for an explanation.

Posted 190 days ago.

Dirtman

I feel sorry for coal mine managers. Imagine trying to get union workers to fix the problems. Management doesn't do it, they have to rely on the workers to do it. Union workers. Buy the union label, blah, blah, blah, give me dental and a lawyer.

Posted 191 days ago.

Dirtman

"A round of pills for every blouse, and pack of rubbers for every bloke."

SME comes back as Kidd. Twilight Zone music.

Posted 191 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Don Blankmanship into prison? No, no ,no. My taxes still have to pay for him there. Just put him into the hole he dug and then let him out after 31 years if it hasn't collapsed onto him yet. In addition, give him some special water from Freedom Industries. ;) Uh oh, I think there might be some king coal thugs knocking on my door now.....

Posted 193 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Absolutely! I like checks to imbalances. Our country can never get enough scandals. What's even more fascinating is how we never learn since they just keep coming. I wonder which major political party has the most in our history. I wonder how many bigots have successfully covered up and gotten away with scandalous acts due to money and party affiliation. But let's not talk about that anymore. Just smooth it over. I get it!

Posted 193 days ago.

Dirtman

"Pope demotes outspoken American conservative cardinal"

Can he keep the hat? Catholics are like Muslims, they have their beliefs but wish they didn't and act accordingly.

Posted 199 days ago.

Dirtman

Wait, I have something else to post so let me stop this from loading and reload and spin around and say "Serenity Now" and see if the union employees at Frontier come to.

Posted 199 days ago.

Dirtman

We see American war on women not true. China need kill fewer girls.

Posted 199 days ago.

Dirtman

Thanks Storm, of course my "doesn't like" comments are related to Kanye West's fallacious quote about Bush.

Posted 200 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Stormy doesn't like black people" You're right! I'll admit it. I don't like some black people. I don't like some white people either. I don't like some Asians, some Hispanics, some Arabs and some Latinos. I think that covers it. I'd say I'm pretty racist all around.

Posted 201 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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