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12 hours ago.
by LostStormtrooper
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

"Malala Yousafzai and Kailash Satyarthi Are Awarded Nobel Peace Prize"

That is as far as I got. It has become meaningless. It's like paying the fee to be listed in the Who's Who of high school students.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

Teach math to nurses. Remember the RN who commented in the Journal comment section that we are only receiving 9/10ths of a gallon of gas. Ha! Yeah, I want to see her injecting something into my IV. And we wonder why these bubbleheads turned away an Ebola patient. What, me worry?

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

The ominous math of the Ebola epidemic

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

Math? We are doomed.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

"Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg express shock at Stephen Collins' child molestation accusations"

"Former abuse victim Rosie O'Donnell has been left "shocked and heartbroken" by the child molestation accusations filed against her longtime pal Stephen Collins, admitting she is "scared" by her inability to spot an alleged predator."

Well, Rosie, it's not like spotting a toupee.

Idiots.

Posted 15 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"to have a former president bloviating and second guessing"

But to have a former Vice President doing it is just great -- otherwise, the former Vice President would be running around and shooting people's faces off.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

In contrast, President George W. Bush told Fox News: “I understand how tough the job is, and to have a former president bloviating and second guessing is, I don’t think, good for the presidency or the country.”

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstanding. Jimmy and misunderstanding kinda clash.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

Nedda got sick and tired of Joe Devola.

Posted 15 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

What do you think Netta?

Posted 17 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Sooooo....should we just go ahead and combine all the public bathrooms into co-ed than? Suddenly I feel violated by any guy who enters while I'm going. The whole point of separating public bathrooms in the first place is now gone. I'm sure the ladies would love using urinals!

Posted 17 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Go get special victim status." Sorry, that is reserved for conservatives who believe their freedoms have been taken away, because others now have equal rights.

Posted 17 days ago.

Dirtman

And everyone yawned. Go be gay, most of us don't care. Go get special victim status.

Posted 17 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"So is that victory for states rights ooorrr????"

Yes this is a Republican/conservative victory. How do I know? My Bible and former Senator Larry Craig told me so. And all I was asking was whether he could spare a square.

Posted 18 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Supreme Court Decides not to review gay marriage cases" So is that victory for states rights ooorrr???? This is getting weird in more ways than one.

Posted 18 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Republicans really do not want to take a stand on whether or not the US should be attacking ISIS. Now, because of the birth of Charlotte Clinton, Republicans say they need to take a few personal weeks. And then the election will be right around the corner...... and then ...... Republicans, ignorance and cowardice, all in one bouncing baby bundle.

Posted 25 days ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, such anger and resentment. You don't need to sing the song you sang in the shower at Penn State. Get well, get well.

Posted 33 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Yes, Morel always showed respect. You, Dirt, Shortfuse, Iwlafart and Grammy -- not so much. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R E S P E C T Take care, T C B Oh, a little respect Yeah, baby, I want a little respect Now, I get tired, but I keep on tryin' Runnin' out of foolin', I ain't lyin' Yes, respect, all I need is respect All I want, ooh yeah, I want little respect Yeah, baby, a little respect Oh honey, sock it to me.

Posted 34 days ago.

annette2

Hi Morel. It is wonderful to run into you again! I still keep in touch with Shortfuse and Iwlafart and one other guy whose tag I can't remember right now. I never got to tell you this but I wanted to thank you for always being respectful of my views even if you disagreed. Made the conversation very enjoyable.

Posted 34 days ago.

Dirtman

It's too bad that no one reads this crap. We could have had an honest president.

Posted 34 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?"

In pre-Obammy America. Back in the America that God created from the scriptures. It sure was keen.

Posted 36 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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