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20 hours ago.
by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Dr. Yet? Obama's version of a Bond villain?

Posted 13 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Republicans want a Dr. Yet they will not confirm the Surgeon General - because he believes bullets could be a hazard to human health.

Posted 13 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"A middle-aged African-American woman was locked in the lavatory of an American Airlines flight from Dallas to Chicago after she began vomiting. According to another passenger on the flight, she had vomited in the aisle and then was told she had to reveal all her recent travel and remain in the bathroom for the remaining 45 minutes of the trip. The woman’s carry-on luggage was wrapped in plastic."

See, the Ebola Czar has already implemented effective new procedures.

Posted 14 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Dig?" Absolutely. Adam Smith's invisible hand of the marketplace takes money from the poor and gives it to the rich.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

"In America, why the poor pay $4,158 for a $1,500 ‘rent-to-own’ sofa"

This is the reason they are poor. They want the best even though they have the least. I don't have tattoos. I don't have a smart phone. I don't have a car with all manner of stupid modifications. I don't have a TV with its own room and the premium dish package. And I can afford all of these things. Dig?

Posted 14 days ago.

anuttiermutter

NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman broke her Ebola quarantine to eat at the The Peasant Grill near Princeton, NJ near Princeton, NJ. Did NBC fire her? No. However, the sister of the chef was fired from her job as maid for two families in town. It looks like we are firing the right people.

Posted 15 days ago.

annette2

Now, now , the CDC is deeply sorry for their mistakes. I'm deeply sorry too. Sorry their dumbasses have a job. Tag, eh? I'd say that is a good description. Tag! You're it!

Posted 15 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Her what? I don't understand -- Her ears? Her nostrils? I'm so confused with this conversation.

Posted 15 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"wrapping duct tape around any opening." Hey, your wife did not like it when you did it her -- so stop it. That is not effective birth control.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

"On social media, and on the CBS 11 News phone lines, the biggest question became -- who was the guy not wearing protective hazmat gear?" said CBS Dallas.

It was a guy just like me; shirt, tie, clipboard walking past first responders wrapping duct tape around any opening. You're welcome.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

This is how you know they are worried and paranoid. They are concerned about Bolton's chances. HA! Did the email you received also mention John Anderson and Ralph Nader?

Posted 16 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"John Bolton, who has struggled to be taken seriously as a top-tier prospective 2016 GOP presidential candidate, has been raising money like one. The former ambassador to the United Nations, who is headed to New Hampshire this week, over the past three months raised nearly $2.5 million."

Someone should tell him that he does not have to go to NH to find a Kmart, and it is 15 minutes to Wapner.

Posted 17 days ago.

Dirtman

"Brad Pitt: I've been a gun owner since 'I was in kindergarten'"

But he is so cute. What does Rosie O'Donnell think? I get so confused without her input.

Posted 17 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"That's why I am in my boxer shorts at your expense." Sounds like you made it to K-Mart.

Posted 18 days ago.

Dirtman

"NIH Director says Ebola Vaccine Would Likely Have Been Found By Now If Not For Budget Cuts"

Kidd: "Who cares, just give me my tax cut."

Are you really that naive? Of course you are. That's why I am in my boxer shorts at your expense. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted 18 days ago.

Dirtman

"Health care workers monitored after Ebola case"

This is how ignorant we are. A health care worker covered from head to toe can contract Ebola, but a person who feels halfway decent on an airplane can't spread it because they are asymptomatic. How stupid. We have all been sick, so draw a line between being sick and not sick.

Posted 18 days ago.

Dirtman

"Police arrested seventeen protesters staging a sit-in at the entrance to a convenience store early on Sunday in the Shaw neighborhood where Myers was killed."

Remember when we protested oppression at symbols of our government? Now it's 7-11's. ****.

Posted 18 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"NIH Director says Ebola Vaccine Would Likely Have Been Found By Now If Not For Budget Cuts" Who cares, just give me my tax cut.

Posted 18 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"John McCain, Czar Hater, Calls For Ebola Czar" Okay, McCain is senile, what is the excuse for the rest of the Republican Party?

Posted 19 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, sure, they expressed their support, but get out of the way, these tickets are expensive.

Posted 19 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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