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7 days ago.
by Blaster
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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Dirtman

More about LA Clippers owner...

I think it is unfortunate that a fellow Democrat is portrayed as a racist just because he is humiliated that blacks are banging his girlfriend and he feels emasculated when she flaunts it in public. (Read his comments during a argument with his gf. No racism at all. Male pride, yes.)

It is indeed unfortunate especially when one considers the family values of the NBA.

Watch how fast this story disappears and they get back on Cliven.

Posted 95 days ago.

Dirtman

Oh, I see, she can have sex with them. That's OK. He doesn't want her seen with them in public.

Sounds more like pride than racism.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

More shocking news:

Old white guy doesn't want his young girlfriend hanging around with black guys.

I know I'm baffled.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

I'm looking forward to Yellow Jeopardy, Red Jeopardy, Christian Jeopardy, and two religions we are not allowed to mention Jeopardy.

I love freedom of expression.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

ZZZZzzzz. Like SNL and Letterman.

How did they get away with Black Jeopardy? Yeah, we know. Cheers.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

Post at will. Don't worry, it will be gone shortly. Etch-a-sketch.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

Certainly there is an episode of Sesame Street about big and small. After graduation from the 5th grade, broad and narrow.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

Vegetable, definitely. Definitely. Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32. I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

The people who start forums here remind me of students who get this question wrong:

What does not belong in this group. 1. Animal 2. Vegetable 3. Mineral 4. I have a toenail on my left foot which is cracking and chipping and my wife said I should go to a doctor but I don't want to because she makes rotten potato salad so please post a comment

Posted 96 days ago.

Dirtman

"Martinsburg pharmacist charged with dispensing controlled medications without prescriptions"

Is he better off? Is he free in the truest sense of the word?...I mean after bail.

Posted 97 days ago.

Jester01

Oh wise one! This lowly peasant would very much like to enjoy this benefit of the Moocher Rancher. I must attain my AK, put on my cowboy hat and join this movement. They must not get away with collecting all of your debts on land that they wrongfully attained by bully force which was from your ancesters who attained it from the natives by bully force for free. Huh? Yeah that makes sense according to the code right? Yeah!

Posted 97 days ago.

Jester01

OoooooOOOOOooooh! That's a genius code mooch! This code is what happens when Republicans attempt to be "Socialist." The concept somehow gets mixed up in they're minds from help others less fortunate to give them a chance for success, to others have an obligation to pay for me. Did I get this correct mooch?

Posted 97 days ago.

Jester01

Cliven Bundy was the last straw for me. He inspired me. I was a Republican since the other day ago. Now? Not. Democrat? No thanks! I have morals. Which party am I now? None. I vote where reality is recognized and where I perceive as good fruits for now on. So needless to say, I won't be voting much anymore but I'll still be looking. In the mean time it will be interesting watching our nation crumble over bipartison gridlock. Have fun storming the castle! This pawn will always be here ready to answer the call when our enemies land on our shores.

Posted 97 days ago.

Jester01

Enlighten me O' wise one! What are these eternal truths you speak of? This lowly mass needs your guidance.

Posted 97 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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