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3 hours ago.
by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

In contrast, President George W. Bush told Fox News: “I understand how tough the job is, and to have a former president bloviating and second guessing is, I don’t think, good for the presidency or the country.”

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstanding. Jimmy and misunderstanding kinda clash.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Nedda got sick and tired of Joe Devola.

Posted 13 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

What do you think Netta?

Posted 15 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Sooooo....should we just go ahead and combine all the public bathrooms into co-ed than? Suddenly I feel violated by any guy who enters while I'm going. The whole point of separating public bathrooms in the first place is now gone. I'm sure the ladies would love using urinals!

Posted 15 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Go get special victim status." Sorry, that is reserved for conservatives who believe their freedoms have been taken away, because others now have equal rights.

Posted 15 days ago.

Dirtman

And everyone yawned. Go be gay, most of us don't care. Go get special victim status.

Posted 15 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"So is that victory for states rights ooorrr????"

Yes this is a Republican/conservative victory. How do I know? My Bible and former Senator Larry Craig told me so. And all I was asking was whether he could spare a square.

Posted 16 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Supreme Court Decides not to review gay marriage cases" So is that victory for states rights ooorrr???? This is getting weird in more ways than one.

Posted 16 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Republicans really do not want to take a stand on whether or not the US should be attacking ISIS. Now, because of the birth of Charlotte Clinton, Republicans say they need to take a few personal weeks. And then the election will be right around the corner...... and then ...... Republicans, ignorance and cowardice, all in one bouncing baby bundle.

Posted 23 days ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, such anger and resentment. You don't need to sing the song you sang in the shower at Penn State. Get well, get well.

Posted 31 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Yes, Morel always showed respect. You, Dirt, Shortfuse, Iwlafart and Grammy -- not so much. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R E S P E C T Take care, T C B Oh, a little respect Yeah, baby, I want a little respect Now, I get tired, but I keep on tryin' Runnin' out of foolin', I ain't lyin' Yes, respect, all I need is respect All I want, ooh yeah, I want little respect Yeah, baby, a little respect Oh honey, sock it to me.

Posted 32 days ago.

annette2

Hi Morel. It is wonderful to run into you again! I still keep in touch with Shortfuse and Iwlafart and one other guy whose tag I can't remember right now. I never got to tell you this but I wanted to thank you for always being respectful of my views even if you disagreed. Made the conversation very enjoyable.

Posted 32 days ago.

Dirtman

It's too bad that no one reads this crap. We could have had an honest president.

Posted 32 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?"

In pre-Obammy America. Back in the America that God created from the scriptures. It sure was keen.

Posted 34 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama has solved these problems? You are an idiot. That qualifies you for another protected class. It's like Cub Scout merit badges. When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?

Posted 34 days ago.

anuttiermutter

We all miss the good old days when a you could string up a black, shoot a gay and bash your wife's face in, and everyone knew in was the natural order of things. Obammy has sure taken away all our freedoms.

Posted 34 days ago.

Dirtman

The NFL is going after players who abuse their wives, girlfriends, and children. OK, fine. Not only will we have doctors and pharmacists fighting in Syria, we have them competing on the football field.

Posted 34 days ago.

Dirtman

I have some shelf fungi on my trees if you guys need something to gnaw on, and some Indian pipe if you would rather graze on your hands and knees.

Posted 34 days ago.

anuttiermutter

I miss the old crowd too. Guess I'll just continue talking my pigs -- they are just as smart.

Posted 34 days ago.

Dirtman

How I do miss the Journal genius crowd.

Posted 35 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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