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276 days ago.
by ScottieThePoliticalMime
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Wait, I have something else to post so let me stop this from loading and reload and spin around and say "Serenity Now" and see if the union employees at Frontier come to.

Posted 596 days ago.

Dirtman

We see American war on women not true. China need kill fewer girls.

Posted 596 days ago.

Dirtman

Thanks Storm, of course my "doesn't like" comments are related to Kanye West's fallacious quote about Bush.

Posted 597 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Stormy doesn't like black people" You're right! I'll admit it. I don't like some black people. I don't like some white people either. I don't like some Asians, some Hispanics, some Arabs and some Latinos. I think that covers it. I'd say I'm pretty racist all around.

Posted 598 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Elections are over. Now we can comment again. The editor must have been afraid that our chattering would cause all the ignorant voters to start thinking and researching instead of reading the one most trusted source.

Posted 598 days ago.

Dirtman

We Democrats need more buses and Newports.

Posted 599 days ago.

Dirtman

Dee dah done dee dey my dee dah dee dah dey. God will dee dah dey yo dee dah and dee dah yo dee dah****to the dee dah.

Posted 599 days ago.

Dirtman

"PHILADELPHIA (AP) — An abducted woman's fighting spirit likely helped keep her alive until law enforcement agents rescued her and arrested her alleged captor, Philadelphia's police commissioner said Thursday."

I watched the interview with her family. Are we sure she didn't want to be kidnapped? By George, Eliza, I said I'd make a woman of you.

Posted 599 days ago.

Dirtman

Stormy doesn't like black people. How did she do in the swimsuit competition?

Posted 599 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Republicans declare they have a mandate -- sounds like they are about to endorse gay marriage." The new Redumblican motto is: If you can't beat them, become them. One example is from the debate on the Journal between Lawrence and Upson. Upson simply repeated the same exact thing as Lawrence, then she won. I think she found a loophole.

Posted 599 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Well, it looks like our beautiful state is "Open for Business" now! Be ready for corporate rape again. I'm going to go take one last look at the mountains before they transform into lakes of sludge. I hope Mooney has lots of fun over here. I can't wait to find out what he brought us in his carpet bag!

Posted 599 days ago.

Dirtman

Where is IC38 to explain the embarrassing State of VA? No wonder we formed another State of VA, the real VA. Of course, when you have northern VA basically being a housing project for federal government workers, it is no surprise.

Posted 600 days ago.

Dirtman

The only Democrat I voted for, a local, lost. Well, I am depressed.

Posted 600 days ago.

Dirtman

And Rahall lost? Unbelievable, but no referendum here. Yeah, right.

Posted 600 days ago.

Dirtman

Mooney, the Merleland transplant, the "political prostitute" won? Ha ha ha. I voted for him, but didn't think he had a chance. I hadn't realized how fed up with my party people actually are. This is what happens when you become the party of special interests.

Posted 600 days ago.

Dirtman

Ha! I need a hog trough of choices. I need to feel full after voting. I need to feel the way I feel after the Risotto.

Posted 601 days ago.

Dirtman

I did vote for the Maryland transplant, just for kicks.

Posted 601 days ago.

Dirtman

OK, I voted. One Democrat got my vote. Not much on the ballot. I was the only voter at the polling place, if that is any indication of turnout.

Posted 601 days ago.

Dirtman

Gee, I hope there are no black panthers in front of the church when I vote. Or Cedric and Bob. WHO? WHO? WHO you gonna vote for?

Posted 602 days ago.

Dirtman

Beat that pillow, beat it, mutter. Who is that pillow? Is it your dad? Your uncle? Your coach? Sandusky? Was it Sandusky?

Posted 603 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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