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4 days ago.
by annutte2
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

Dirtman

Dr. Yet? Obama's version of a Bond villain?

Posted 61 days ago.

Dirtman

"In America, why the poor pay $4,158 for a $1,500 ‘rent-to-own’ sofa"

This is the reason they are poor. They want the best even though they have the least. I don't have tattoos. I don't have a smart phone. I don't have a car with all manner of stupid modifications. I don't have a TV with its own room and the premium dish package. And I can afford all of these things. Dig?

Posted 62 days ago.

annette2

Now, now , the CDC is deeply sorry for their mistakes. I'm deeply sorry too. Sorry their dumbasses have a job. Tag, eh? I'd say that is a good description. Tag! You're it!

Posted 63 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Her what? I don't understand -- Her ears? Her nostrils? I'm so confused with this conversation.

Posted 63 days ago.

Dirtman

"On social media, and on the CBS 11 News phone lines, the biggest question became -- who was the guy not wearing protective hazmat gear?" said CBS Dallas.

It was a guy just like me; shirt, tie, clipboard walking past first responders wrapping duct tape around any opening. You're welcome.

Posted 63 days ago.

Dirtman

This is how you know they are worried and paranoid. They are concerned about Bolton's chances. HA! Did the email you received also mention John Anderson and Ralph Nader?

Posted 64 days ago.

Dirtman

"Brad Pitt: I've been a gun owner since 'I was in kindergarten'"

But he is so cute. What does Rosie O'Donnell think? I get so confused without her input.

Posted 65 days ago.

Dirtman

"NIH Director says Ebola Vaccine Would Likely Have Been Found By Now If Not For Budget Cuts"

Kidd: "Who cares, just give me my tax cut."

Are you really that naive? Of course you are. That's why I am in my boxer shorts at your expense. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted 66 days ago.

Dirtman

"Health care workers monitored after Ebola case"

This is how ignorant we are. A health care worker covered from head to toe can contract Ebola, but a person who feels halfway decent on an airplane can't spread it because they are asymptomatic. How stupid. We have all been sick, so draw a line between being sick and not sick.

Posted 66 days ago.

Dirtman

"Police arrested seventeen protesters staging a sit-in at the entrance to a convenience store early on Sunday in the Shaw neighborhood where Myers was killed."

Remember when we protested oppression at symbols of our government? Now it's 7-11's. ****.

Posted 66 days ago.

Dirtman

Yeah, sure, they expressed their support, but get out of the way, these tickets are expensive.

Posted 67 days ago.

Dirtman

"Police shooting protests continue in St. Louis as demonstrators prepare for widespread arrests"

What a contrast. Blacks protesting while whites, Hispanics, and Asians went to the ball game.

Posted 67 days ago.

Dirtman

"Malala Yousafzai and Kailash Satyarthi Are Awarded Nobel Peace Prize"

That is as far as I got. It has become meaningless. It's like paying the fee to be listed in the Who's Who of high school students.

Posted 69 days ago.

Dirtman

Teach math to nurses. Remember the RN who commented in the Journal comment section that we are only receiving 9/10ths of a gallon of gas. Ha! Yeah, I want to see her injecting something into my IV. And we wonder why these bubbleheads turned away an Ebola patient. What, me worry?

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

The ominous math of the Ebola epidemic

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

Math? We are doomed.

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

"Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg express shock at Stephen Collins' child molestation accusations"

"Former abuse victim Rosie O'Donnell has been left "shocked and heartbroken" by the child molestation accusations filed against her longtime pal Stephen Collins, admitting she is "scared" by her inability to spot an alleged predator."

Well, Rosie, it's not like spotting a toupee.

Idiots.

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

In contrast, President George W. Bush told Fox News: “I understand how tough the job is, and to have a former president bloviating and second guessing is, I don’t think, good for the presidency or the country.”

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstanding. Jimmy and misunderstanding kinda clash.

Posted 70 days ago.

Dirtman

Nedda got sick and tired of Joe Devola.

Posted 70 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

What do you think Netta?

Posted 72 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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