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1 hour ago.
by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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anuttiermutter

Between Two Ferns: Asked Bradley Pitts if when he and George Clooney get dressed up in tuxedos do they "look at each other and say, 'Aren't we a couple of Dapper Dans?’”

Posted 1 hour ago.

Dirtman

Someone please help me. I'm stuck in the past.

You're living in the past man, you're stuck on some clown from the 60's, man!!

Posted 11 hours ago.

Dirtman

Addressing, I like that. "Hello, Ball!"

Posted 11 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

"Despite the hype, the House of Representatives still hasn’t sued Obama. House Speaker John Boehner came out swinging hard last June when he announced that his chamber would take President Barack Obama to court. The suit, charging that the president grossly exceeded his constitutional authority by failing to implement portions of the Obamacare law, was billed as an election-season rallying point for aggrieved Republicans. But days before the midterms the House’s legal guns seem to have fallen silent."

Apparently Congress is lazy, and likes the fact that President Obama is addressing the ISIS and Ebola situations without them.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

What channel are you guys watching, or is this an email directly from my party?

Posted 1 day ago.

LostStormtrooper

Secession? China would love that. We divide ourselves and they will conquer very easily. Especially as we continue to bleed our resources in the Middle East over a new crusade. I get it though. National defense. Meanwhile our Southern border remains sort of existent. Makes sense! (Sarcasm)

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"A former aide to President Ronald Reagan is calling for southern states to secede from the union and form a new conservative nation called "Reagan" where citizens wouldn't be forced to compromise on "traditional values" like marriage."

Yes, that Reagan traditional value marriage, where you cheat on you wife, divorce her, marry the hussy you had an affair with, and call her 'Mommy' when having sex.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

"Holder Urges States to Lift Bans on Felons’ Voting"

"Voting rights advocates say Florida should lift restrictions on felons voting"

"Calls for Change in Iowa's Ex-Felon Voting Process"

Just curious, which way do they lean?

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Good one Mutter. I don't know why people want that job except for the ego thing.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

I can't vote a straight ticket because I know these guys personally. Some I personally like, but most I personally dislike. I'm not a "devil you know" kind of guy. The devils I know need to go. I'll take my chances with the unknown.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Man Jumps White House Fence, Gets Caught" Yes, the Secret Service caught him one block down Pennsylvania Avenue and brought Obama back to the Oval Office.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Canadians are upset about shootings in their nation, but George Will warned them that Ebola has weapons. Republicans have demanded another Czar.

Posted 3 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Just vote the straight ticket Dirty!" He always does, otherwise, he would have to come out of the closet and vote a gay ticket.

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Politicians love sheeple. Oops! I meant to say people. Get out there and vote everybody! (Don't mention a word about researching). They know how extensive the civics classes in high school are too. So get out there and vote!!

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Just vote the straight ticket Dirty! You don't even have to do any research. It takes less time at the poll too. One tap and then walk to Habeneros for some burritos.

Posted 3 days ago.

Dirtman

I was not going to vote for Mooney, but I've changed my mind. Thanks. I will tell my Republican wife to do the same and she can pass it on to all her friends and relatives. Thanks again.

Posted 3 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"Alex Mooney's entry in Saturday's Apple Harvest Festival parade was not allowed to participate .... They showed up with walkers" It is not nice to make fun of the differently abled.

Posted 3 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tom Johnson (No party affiliation) for president! I finally found someone who would actually serve instead of play partisan games for eight years.

Posted 3 days ago.

annette2

Oh my. Look who didn't read the article.

Posted 4 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

"Mooney removed from parade" What? Not used to being treated equal to those who follow parade procedures? Wonder how well he will follow the U.S. and W.V. Constitutions. Maryland scum!

Posted 4 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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