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6 hours ago.
by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

Member Comments

anuttiermutter

"When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?"

In pre-Obammy America. Back in the America that God created from the scriptures. It sure was keen.

Posted 6 hours ago.

Dirtman

Obama has solved these problems? You are an idiot. That qualifies you for another protected class. It's like Cub Scout merit badges. When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?

Posted 7 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

We all miss the good old days when a you could string up a black, shoot a gay and bash your wife's face in, and everyone knew in was the natural order of things. Obammy has sure taken away all our freedoms.

Posted 9 hours ago.

Dirtman

The NFL is going after players who abuse their wives, girlfriends, and children. OK, fine. Not only will we have doctors and pharmacists fighting in Syria, we have them competing on the football field.

Posted 9 hours ago.

Dirtman

I have some shelf fungi on my trees if you guys need something to gnaw on, and some Indian pipe if you would rather graze on your hands and knees.

Posted 9 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

I miss the old crowd too. Guess I'll just continue talking my pigs -- they are just as smart.

Posted 10 hours ago.

Dirtman

How I do miss the Journal genius crowd.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

DA died from mercury poisoning after eating bass from the Shenandoah, Kidd hanged himself trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm, C1 is mindlessly wandering around trying to figure out who is on first, and IC38 is paddling upstream to reach the Potomac.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

Glad to see ya.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

A drunk was painting my house. He vanished for 6 months leaving behind his ladders, etc. I was in bed at 6 in the morning, and heard him outside working again. I said I was glad to see him and went to work.

Posted 1 day ago.

morelhunter

Is that you SME? Sure sounds like it.

Hi Annette. Have you heard from Devilsadvocate? Or as coined by SME "ACLU". I have to admit the "ACLU" was kinda funny.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Chris C O O N S, a Dem from Delaware where all the credit card companies hide out.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

We can't say C O O N S. It's the man's name. Ha ha ha.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

"US to assign 3,000 from US military to fight Ebola"

"The new U.S. muscle" (Love you MSNBC)

"The officials said it would take about two weeks to get U.S. forces on the ground." (Boots)

"This humanitarian intervention should serve as a firewall against a global security crisis that has the potential to reach American soil," he said. (*****-D)

Obama's trip to the CDC comes a day after the United States also demanded a stepped-up international response to the outbreak. (Ha!)

"Four Americans..."

Uh huh.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Computer gurus are busy these days. Maybe he clicked his Bic three times and BOOM!

Posted 11 days ago.

Dirtman

My BBF? Was there a security breach at Nasty Pig?

Posted 11 days ago.

annette2

No, that's not quite right. When you are stupid you lack the understanding of how little you know. I think that has more clarity.

Posted 12 days ago.

annette2

Interesting. I went to Towson for several semesters. Sad. But remember, when you are stupid, you don't realize it. I suppose one is fairly intelligent when you realize how little you actually know.

Btw, where is your BFF?

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

Yes, instuctor. Hey, don't ask me. I speak 3 languages, but I had to learn another one.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

WVU is playing Towson after playing Alabama. Imagine getting up for this game. I had an employee who was a graduate of Towson. She couldn't calculate a simple percentage (Yeah, just like UMD grad C1). College exam results were often reported as the number correct out of a total. I asked her how she knew her grade and she said she just asked her instuctor. I would rather die than be this stupid.

Posted 12 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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