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by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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anuttiermutter

"A conservative lawmaker from the ruling party in Russia has declared that Apple CEO Tim Cook should be banned from entering Russia because he could have AIDS." Sounds like American conservatives talking about Ebola.

Posted 1 hour ago.

anuttiermutter

"Republicans Offended After Mary Landrieu Says Race Hurts Obama In South" Sounds like they are a bunch of conservative "victims".

Posted 4 hours ago.

Dirtman

"WASHINGTON (AP) — Call it drugs for the departed: Medicare's prescription program kept paying for costly medications even after patients were dead.

The problem was traced back to a head-scratching bureaucratic rule that's now getting a second look."

Oh no, not another head scratcher. And yet they managed to vote.

Posted 8 hours ago.

anuttiermutter

Apple is successful because the Beatles are creative songwriters and musicians -- especially the dead ones.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

No wonder Apple is successful. Forget the gay, socialist, atheist stereotype, dig? I was thinking Surface, but I may go iPal.

Posted 1 day ago.

Dirtman

"So let me be clear: I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me," Cook said in the article. (*******buswk.co/1DBoBfo)

A gay, capitalist believer. I like this guy. I was never a fan of Apple, but I may need to reconsider.

Posted 1 day ago.

anuttiermutter

"blah, blah, blah. I am relevant." Next you will be screaming at imaginary kids to get off your lawn.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Twitter, blah, blah, blah. Snapchat, blah, blah, blah. I am relevant.

Posted 2 days ago.

Dirtman

Macwho? I've got to stop blocking mass mailings from my Party so I can keep up with this stuff.

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"R.L. Stine Writes An Entire Short Story On Twitter Called 'What's In My Sandwich?'" Anthony Weiner already did that. Maybe you should use SnapChat.

Posted 2 days ago.

LostStormtrooper

Tampa Tribune to Douglas MacKinnnon: "You're living in the past man, you're hung up on those fire-eating clowns from the 1860's man!"

Posted 2 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"The former Ronald Reagan aide, Douglas MacKinnon, who's out with a book calling for southern states to secede from the union has been fired as a columnist for the Tampa Tribune." Looks like they seceded him.

Posted 3 days ago.

Dirtman

Imagine if history was a sporting event. It should be a great game today, Al. I agree, Dan. We have the people who invented gunpowder against people who can sharpen stone. It's going to be a close game, but let's go to our expert panel.

Posted 4 days ago.

Dirtman

"Navajo high school embraces and defends Redskins name"

Well, it sounds better than the Subjugated.

Posted 4 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Reagan??? You're living in the past man, you're hung up on some clown from the 80's, man!!

PS: MOMMY!

Posted 5 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"which is about $5 a day" For world experience and international travel, the military member only needs to pay $5 a day? Let's join the chorus screaming for President Obama to pay the full freight for his own vacations, and demand these military folks do the same.

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

Most are military personnel, snapping a salute when are assigned to their mission — “Operation United Assistance.” It does not qualify for combat pay, only hardship-duty incentive pay, which is about $5 a day — before taxes.

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

The “Iron Knights” from Fort Bliss, in El Paso, will join hundreds of soldiers from the 101st Airborne who departed for Liberia in flights from Kentucky’s Fort Campbell on Thursday and Saturday. The U.S. military presence in West Africa is expected to grow to more than 900 troops by Sunday, a number that will climb to 3,900 in coming weeks.

Body bags forthcoming. No boots though.

Posted 5 days ago.

Dirtman

The death of Marine Lance Corporal Sean P. Neal of Riverside, California, which occurred on Thursday in Baghdad, is under investigation, according to the Pentagon. He was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, and was one of 1,600 US troops serving in Iraq. Pentagon officials confirmed his death Friday night.

Is it true that he was wearing Nike Hyperdunks and not boots?

Posted 5 days ago.

anuttiermutter

It is "hung up". The actual quote uses the words "hung up" "You're living in the past, man. You're hung up on some clown from the '60s, man!”

Posted 5 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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