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23 hours ago.
by anuttiermutter
MoocherRanchers
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I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

 
 

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anuttiermutter

Republicans really do not want to take a stand on whether or not the US should be attacking ISIS. Now, because of the birth of Charlotte Clinton, Republicans say they need to take a few personal weeks. And then the election will be right around the corner...... and then ...... Republicans, ignorance and cowardice, all in one bouncing baby bundle.

Posted 23 hours ago.

Dirtman

Kidd, such anger and resentment. You don't need to sing the song you sang in the shower at Penn State. Get well, get well.

Posted 9 days ago.

anuttiermutter

Yes, Morel always showed respect. You, Dirt, Shortfuse, Iwlafart and Grammy -- not so much. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R E S P E C T Take care, T C B Oh, a little respect Yeah, baby, I want a little respect Now, I get tired, but I keep on tryin' Runnin' out of foolin', I ain't lyin' Yes, respect, all I need is respect All I want, ooh yeah, I want little respect Yeah, baby, a little respect Oh honey, sock it to me.

Posted 10 days ago.

annette2

Hi Morel. It is wonderful to run into you again! I still keep in touch with Shortfuse and Iwlafart and one other guy whose tag I can't remember right now. I never got to tell you this but I wanted to thank you for always being respectful of my views even if you disagreed. Made the conversation very enjoyable.

Posted 10 days ago.

Dirtman

It's too bad that no one reads this crap. We could have had an honest president.

Posted 10 days ago.

anuttiermutter

"When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?"

In pre-Obammy America. Back in the America that God created from the scriptures. It sure was keen.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

Obama has solved these problems? You are an idiot. That qualifies you for another protected class. It's like Cub Scout merit badges. When was a black strung up, a gay shot, or you had a wife?

Posted 12 days ago.

anuttiermutter

We all miss the good old days when a you could string up a black, shoot a gay and bash your wife's face in, and everyone knew in was the natural order of things. Obammy has sure taken away all our freedoms.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

The NFL is going after players who abuse their wives, girlfriends, and children. OK, fine. Not only will we have doctors and pharmacists fighting in Syria, we have them competing on the football field.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

I have some shelf fungi on my trees if you guys need something to gnaw on, and some Indian pipe if you would rather graze on your hands and knees.

Posted 12 days ago.

anuttiermutter

I miss the old crowd too. Guess I'll just continue talking my pigs -- they are just as smart.

Posted 12 days ago.

Dirtman

How I do miss the Journal genius crowd.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

DA died from mercury poisoning after eating bass from the Shenandoah, Kidd hanged himself trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm, C1 is mindlessly wandering around trying to figure out who is on first, and IC38 is paddling upstream to reach the Potomac.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

Glad to see ya.

Posted 13 days ago.

Dirtman

A drunk was painting my house. He vanished for 6 months leaving behind his ladders, etc. I was in bed at 6 in the morning, and heard him outside working again. I said I was glad to see him and went to work.

Posted 13 days ago.

morelhunter

Is that you SME? Sure sounds like it.

Hi Annette. Have you heard from Devilsadvocate? Or as coined by SME "ACLU". I have to admit the "ACLU" was kinda funny.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

Chris C O O N S, a Dem from Delaware where all the credit card companies hide out.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

We can't say C O O N S. It's the man's name. Ha ha ha.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

"US to assign 3,000 from US military to fight Ebola"

"The new U.S. muscle" (Love you MSNBC)

"The officials said it would take about two weeks to get U.S. forces on the ground." (Boots)

"This humanitarian intervention should serve as a firewall against a global security crisis that has the potential to reach American soil," he said. (*****-D)

Obama's trip to the CDC comes a day after the United States also demanded a stepped-up international response to the outbreak. (Ha!)

"Four Americans..."

Uh huh.

Posted 14 days ago.

Dirtman

Computer gurus are busy these days. Maybe he clicked his Bic three times and BOOM!

Posted 23 days ago.
 
 
 
 

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